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| WHITE PARENT: | *Knock knock* May I come in? |
|---|---|
| BLACK PARENT: | *Boom boom* Open up this damn door! You don't pay no bills to be locking shit. |
| REAL BLACK PARENTS: | *Kick push* No more door |
| ARAB PARENTS: | Why do you have your door closed? What naughty things are you doing behind your door? Why do you try to hurt me like this, with your door closed? Why do you hate your family? Oh god, when did we lose you to this western culture? You have forgotten our ways. |
(via starlightandsapphire)
OH MY GOD
WHAT
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
omg DEAD
WHAT IS THIS
Holy Shit someone help me up off the floor LMFAOOO I CAN’T
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